A (Brief) Review of Kid Cudi’s “Speedin’ Bullet 2 Heaven”


Somehow manages to make Lil Wayne’s Rebirth look like a Mensa grant-worthy idea.

A rapper who plays guitar like he has no fingers decides to record a rock album (okay, we have Lil Wayne’s Rebirth at this point), so he takes a bunch of LSD and plays Nirvana’s Nevermind until the album and his mind utterly annihilate each other.  All traces of Kid Cudi’s mental health wiped from existence, he uses the 4 chords he learned from his copy of “Baby’s First Punk Book” to shit out 90+ minutes of useless material with lyrics and vocals both insane and dull, broken up by Beavis and Butthead skits.

Get some help, Scott.  Get some fuckin’ help.

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Hank Hill listens to “The Return of Chip Douglas”:


Andy Samberg in studio with Kid Cudi:


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