Ted Cruz is an Undercover Marxist and You Fucking Blew It

Guys. GUYS. Enough is enough.  Ted Cruz isn’t the Zodiac Killer.  He’s not the guy from Stryper either (Ted Cruz in a Christian glam metal band?  Too obvious.).  So who IS Ted Cruz?  He clearly can’t be the comic book evil, human rights terrorist he portrays himself to be.  It’s too far-fetched.  I’ve recently come […]